Laziness to the EXTREME

 

I hate pissing with a boner

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Pleaase… PLEAAASE

i want u to smoke some hash and then go to this site.

I CANNOT BREATHE. this shit is tooooo funny.

just scroll down and look for the classy fat ones.

hees a teaser 

yes sir. thats back cleavage.

www.peopleofwalmart.com

WELL DONE BRAZIL!

this shit is HD!! woaaaaahhh…. WATCH http://vimeo.com/6692499

Life on youtube

Inner Monologue of a Guy Sitting Next to a Hot Chick on a Plane

Okay, there’s a fat guy coming down the aisle. Don’t sit here. Don’t sit here. I’m a mean, bad person that’s not fun to sit next to on a plane.  YES! He passed up my row.  Uh oh, a smelly old lady is coming up. Don’t sit here.  I’m a bad man, and I’ll suck out the little bit of life that you have left!  I’ll steal from you! Don’t sit next to me!  YES! I’m totally coming up roses today.  Maybe I have a magical power, where I can deter people with just my thoughts.  That’s kind of a shitty power, but it’s definitely good to know that I may have it. Well, either way, there are only a few chumps left in this boarding line, and then it looks like I’m riding all the way to Chicago in my very own entire Southwest Airlines aisle, which means I’ll be able to stretch out, relax, and—–HOLY SHITBALLS.

 

 

a couple of pictures that i HAD to share…

ENJOY

awesome bathroom graffiti

 

is ur girlfriend cheating on u

my new habba songs